Bladder Facter

My other idea for a T-shirt would be a list of drinks and how many drinks you could have before you need to make your way to the bathroom. Gimps, how many times do you get to a place and think:
A. How accessible is the bathroom?
B. How clean is the bathroom?

Types:                 Number of Ddrink:
Water                     4
Coffee                    20 OZ.
Bud/Natty Boh       3
Yuengling             4-6
Genius                    5
Wine                       half bottle
And so on.....

I am basing  my numbers on before one breaks there seal.